Friday 26 July 2013

The Trekkers - a sitcom idea

Plot: take 16 people, previously unknown to each other, and follow their progress across a roughly 80km, 5 day trek, to the ancient Inca site of Machu Picchu.

Staring (in no particular order);

The Flying Dutchman - tall, has long legs, and walks very quickly.
The Beach Babes - the two Californian girls, prone to use the word "like" a lot, otherwise very good company.
The Basque Boys - from the Basque country, not Spain.
The Israeli Spy - just finished military service in the intelligence service. Won't tell you anything about it.
The one with inappropriate shoes - soccer shoes on a mountain crossing just won't cut it.
The oddball - because there's always one.
Debbie downer - urgh, they're giving us rice again? And we have to walk? And it's snowing. Urgh.
Actual Debbie - not to be confused with Debbie downer.
The Chilean - with an brother who is an Olympic gymnast.
Level-headed Lou - need I say any more? 
and
Wilfred - the 5ft guide with legs that move at a phenomenal cadence.

Plot summary:
Day 1: Long walk along dusty road. Arrive at camp site just as rain starts to arrive. Cold night.
Day 2: Uphill hike in the mountain. Snowstorm at the summit, followed by rain at lower altitudes. Mud. Lots and lots of mud.
Day 3: Shorter hike through the jungle. Starts to get warm. Insect bites. Trip to hot springs in the afternoon and camp fire in the evening.
Day 4: Hike in immense heat. Afternoon along the rail tracks next to the Machu Picchu train. Tourists in train wondering why anyone would hike along a train line with a pack in this heat.
Day 5: 4am rise to climb 1700 steps up to MP. Arrive at 6am, spend a few hours at the site before the 2-hr train then 2-hr bus back to Cusco.
The whole team
Snowy mountain. Think we may have crossed this one.

Boldly crossing the bridge.

Following the train line to Aguas Calientes, on the way to MP.

Scenic backdrop




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